Archive

2009

Dec 28Sony owes me for this one
Dec 7Support the Troups, Buy AmeriKart
Nov 17Post-holiday questions
Nov 9Nature vs Nurture
Oct 29How is that not fun and exciting?
Oct 26I would go to a razor blade filled candy tasting party
Oct 23Two Girls, One Couch, Tons of Dialogue
Oct 19And then there was Persephone
Oct 15Real men just stay warm
Oct 12It’s only a problem in the winter…
Oct 8is this the end of sticky!?
Oct 5Alcohol poisoning is too funny…
Sep 28It doesn’t look good for our heroes
Sep 25true evil necessitates a cape
Sep 22Proper Sneeker Hygine Ain’t Taout in Publick Skools
Sep 15Everything On The TV Is True
Sep 11Damn You, Technology!
Sep 7Respect the Effing Pause Screen
Aug 27Waking Up Is Hard To Do
Aug 10Guards aren’t systems
Jul 30Why is it always the toilet?
Jul 19I’ve always wanted to say that
Jul 13Who hasn’t had those phases before!?
Jul 9Knife wounds don’t hurt that bad
Jul 2Some questions aren’t worth asking
Jun 25One part magic, Another part awesome
Jun 18Facial hair is kindofa super power
Jun 15What dreams are made of
May 4Violent Dreams Rule
Apr 27They Aren’t All That Unusual Actually
Apr 20Yeah, Sorry… Wrong Number
Apr 13When College Is Over, It’s Over
Apr 6Every Prank Needs A Revolution Sometime
Mar 30Sometimes Family Isn’t As Important
Mar 23Why would anyone even say crushing?
Mar 16We Just Black Out Bad Parts Of Childhood
Mar 9Public Drunkenness and Holidays Go Hand in Hand
Feb 27Even Jesus Hates Working On Xmas
Feb 23Holidays are WAY too Boring
Feb 18Hallways Are The #1 Cause Of Death In Canada
Feb 16One For The Road, Two For Christmas Saving!
Feb 11Sticky’s A Space Fish. Just Like The French!
Feb 9Balance Is Overrated, Anyway
Jan 30Without Spit, It’s Not Really A Bet
Jan 28Functioning Is A Broad Word
Jan 26Everyone Has Their So Called “Reasons”
Jan 23Jesus Can Take It. He’s A Big Boy.
Jan 21A Wonderful Present Scheme
Jan 19Girls Can’t Resist The Divine
Jan 16A Peak At The Divine Won’t Hurt…
Jan 14Not the Smartest Cookie in the Batch
Jan 12Something About Nuts and Trees…
Jan 9Stores, Mascots, & Moldy Food
Jan 7Keeping The Economy Afloat
Jan 5Immaturity, For The Win

2008

Dec 24Why You Don’t Buy Assholes Gifts
Dec 22Manipulation Is For Winners
Dec 19Getting At The Truth
Dec 17Homeless Beanie Baby Aladdin
Dec 15Lost In Thought
Dec 12Truthiness Isn’t All It’s Made Out To Be
Dec 10Taking Care of Business
Dec 8Everyone Loves Holiday Shopping!
Dec 5What’s In The Bag?
Dec 3TV is to Eating as Eating is to Survival
Dec 1Leftovers Can Wait
Nov 24Superman vs SuperNinjas
Nov 21Don’t Overthink It
Nov 19Choosing the Right Handle
Nov 17The Name Game
Nov 14Marketing Is Bullshit
Nov 10Hospitals Rule
Nov 7Sympathy Is For The Weak
Nov 5All Purpose Mace
Nov 3Ant Infestation
Oct 31Ghosts Are Scary Again
Oct 29Popular Urban Tunage
Oct 27Let There Be Facial Hair
Oct 24Don’t Bite The Hand With Bail Money In It
Oct 22How To Make People Care
Oct 20Revolutions Need Rebels
Oct 17Everyone’s An Expert At Everything
Oct 15The Great Xbox Wars
Oct 13Alcoholics Know Best
Oct 10Upward Spirals Don’t Exist
Oct 8Easy Money
Oct 6Time Is An Illusion
Oct 3Lifestyles of the Broke and Jobless
Oct 1Great Times Require Great Plans
Sep 29The Price of Badassery
Sep 26Practice Makes Perfect
Sep 24Safety First
Sep 22Gruff, Deep, Throaty… Badass!
Sep 19Will Unleashed, Part 3
Sep 17Will Unleashed, Part 2
Sep 15Will Unleashed, Part 1
Sep 12Blasphemy
Sep 10Reverse Staring Contest
Sep 8Two Sets of Everything
Sep 5Corn Dog vs Hungry Kitty
Sep 3Water Is People!
Sep 1Live or Die… Just Do It